Welcome to our patch of pumpkin puns! Prepare to be entertained as we dive into a cornucopia of jokes and wordplay centered around everyone’s favorite autumn icon. From gourd-geous puns to pumpkin-themed humor, we’ve got a harvest of laughs waiting for you. Let’s squash those bad moods and get cracking with some pumpkin fun!
Pumpkin Patch Puns and Jokes:
- Why did the pumpkin go to the doctor? Because it had a bad case of the gourd-blains!
- What do you call a pumpkin that’s as big as the universe? Galax-seed!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? To prove it wasn’t chicken!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash!
- Why was the pumpkin afraid to jump in the lake? It didn’t want to get water-gourd!
- What did the pumpkin say to the pie maker? Stop pie-ing about me!
- How do you unlock a pumpkin’s car? With a pumpkin key!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on a candle? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite movie? Pulp Fiction!
- How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
- Why don’t pumpkins ever quarrel? They have a gourd relationship!
- What did the pumpkin say to the pumpkin carver? Cut it out!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite place in France? The Eiffel Gourd-en!
- Why did the pumpkin turn red? It saw the salad dressing!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite TV show? The Gourdian!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the squash? It found someone butter!
- How does a pumpkin leave a room? Through the door, squash first!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite time of day? Twilight, because it’s gourd-geous!
- Why did the pumpkin bring a ladder to the party? It heard the drinks were on the house!
- What do you call a pumpkin who plays the guitar? A jammin’ jack-o-lantern!
- Why did the pumpkin go to school? To get a little more squash-tion!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite dessert? Pump-kin pie!
- How does a pumpkin listen to music? With its gourd buds!
- Why was the pumpkin so happy? Because it had a vine time!
- What did the pumpkin say to the farmer? Cut me some slack!
- Why was the pumpkin coach never late? Because it always had a gourdian angel!
- What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A squash-buckler!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
- Why did the pumpkin stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of gas!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite exercise? Squat-thrusts!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It doesn’t squash anyone’s toes!
- Why was the pumpkin so well-educated? It had a lot of squash-arship!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite song? “Gourd Vibrations”!
- How do you catch a pumpkin thief? Make a pumpkin patch!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It couldn’t elope!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch-up job!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a gourd date!
- What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the pumpkin join a band? Because it had great gourd-ship!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The squash-buckle!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at math? It had a lot of pumpkin pi!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch-up job!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the vine!
- How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It doesn’t squash anyone’s toes!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A squash-buckler!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It couldn’t elope!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch-up job!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a gourd date!
- What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the pumpkin join a band? Because it had great gourd-ship!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The squash-buckle!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at math? It had a lot of pumpkin pi!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the vine!
- How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It doesn’t squash anyone’s toes!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A squash-buckler!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It couldn’t elope!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch-up job!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a gourd date!
- What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the pumpkin join a band? Because it had great gourd-ship!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The squash-buckle!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at math? It had a lot of pumpkin pi!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the vine!
- How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It doesn’t squash anyone’s toes!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A squash-buckler!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It couldn’t elope!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch-up job!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a gourd date!
- What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the pumpkin join a band? Because it had great gourd-ship!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The squash-buckle!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at math? It had a lot of pumpkin pi!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the vine!
- How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It doesn’t squash anyone’s toes!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A squash-buckler!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It couldn’t elope!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch-up job!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a gourd date!
- What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the pumpkin join a band? Because it had great gourd-ship!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The squash-buckle!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at math? It had a lot of pumpkin pi!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the vine!
- How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It doesn’t squash anyone’s toes!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A squash-buckler!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It couldn’t elope!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch-up job!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a gourd date!
- What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the pumpkin join a band? Because it had great gourd-ship!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The squash-buckle!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at math? It had a lot of pumpkin pi!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the vine!
- How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It doesn’t squash anyone’s toes!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A squash-buckler!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It couldn’t elope!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite game? Squash!
- How do you mend a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch-up job!
- Why did the pumpkin go to the party alone? It couldn’t find a gourd date!
- What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a snowman? Frostbite!
- Why did the pumpkin join a band? Because it had great gourd-ship!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite mode of transportation? The squash-buckle!
- Why was the pumpkin so good at math? It had a lot of pumpkin pi!
- What’s a pumpkin’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of course!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash!
- Why did the pumpkin cross the road? It fell off the vine!
- How do you know if a pumpkin is polite? It doesn’t squash anyone’s toes!
- Why did the pumpkin sit on the porch? It wanted to be a jack-o-lantern!
- What do you call a pumpkin comedian? A squash-buckler!
- How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch kit!
- Why did the pumpkin break up with the watermelon? It couldn’t elope!