Welcome to the gobble-tastic world of puns and jokes! Get ready to feast your funny bone as we serve up a delightful platter of 150 turkey-themed puns and jokes that will have you gobbling with laughter. Let’s dive right into the gobble-fest!
150 Best Gobble Puns and Jokes:
- Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken! - What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky! - What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobbler! - Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet! - What key won’t open any door?
A turkey! - Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
A turkey that can pluck itself! - What’s a turkey’s favorite type of music?
Gobble-rock! - Why did the turkey play the drums in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What’s a turkey’s favorite dance?
The turkey trot! - What do you call a turkey with a sunburn?
A roasted turkey! - Why did the turkey go to the doctor?
Because it had a fowl case of the flu! - What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner! - What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
Squash! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, Google, Google! - Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken! - What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist! - What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I’m stuffed! - What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist! - Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatchet! - What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Lucky! - What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
The turkey trot! - What’s the key to a great Thanksgiving dinner?
The turkey! - What sound does a space turkey make?
Hubble, Hubble, Hubble! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - What happened to the turkey that got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him! - What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! - Why did the turkey join a band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What’s the turkey’s favorite type of weather?
Fowl weather! - Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatch it! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit?
Poultry-geist! - What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight?
A boxer! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - What do you call a turkey with a big ego?
A gobble-head! - What do you call a turkey with a crown on its head?
A gobble-king! - What do you call a turkey that’s been shot by an arrow?
An archer’s delight! - What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner! - What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick! - What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
“Quack, quack, quack!” - Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken! - What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
With candy! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What’s the turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobble! - What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Duck, duck, goose! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What’s a turkey’s favorite movie?
The Hunger Games! - What’s the turkey’s favorite song?
“Wobble, wobble, wobble!” - Why was the turkey in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight?
A featherweight! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist! - What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
Squash! - What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I’m stuffed! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner! - What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultry-geist! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - What happened to the turkey that got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him! - What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! - Why did the turkey join a band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What’s the turkey’s favorite type of weather?
Fowl weather! - Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatch it! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit?
Poultry-geist! - What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight?
A boxer! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - What do you call a turkey with a big ego?
A gobble-head! - What do you call a turkey with a crown on its head?
A gobble-king! - What do you call a turkey that’s been shot by an arrow?
An archer’s delight! - What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner! - What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick! - What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
“Quack, quack, quack!” - Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken! - What’s the best way to stuff a turkey? With candy!
- What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What’s the turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobble! - What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Duck, duck, goose! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What’s a turkey’s favorite movie?
The Hunger Games! - What’s the turkey’s favorite song?
“Wobble, wobble, wobble!” - Why was the turkey in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight?
A featherweight! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist! - What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
Squash! - What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I’m stuffed! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner! - What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultry-geist! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - What happened to the turkey that got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him! - What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! - Why did the turkey join a band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What’s the turkey’s favorite type of weather?
Fowl weather! - Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatch it! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit?
Poultry-geist! - What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight?
A boxer! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - What do you call a turkey with a big ego?
A gobble-head! - What do you call a turkey with a crown on its head?
A gobble-king! - What do you call a turkey that’s been shot by an arrow?
An archer’s delight! - What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner! - What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick! - What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
“Quack, quack, quack!” - Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken! - What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
With candy! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What’s the turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobble! - What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Duck, duck, goose! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What’s a turkey’s favorite movie?
The Hunger Games! - What’s the turkey’s favorite song?
“Wobble, wobble, wobble!” - Why was the turkey in the band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight?
A featherweight! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with a ghost?
A poultry-geist! - What’s a turkey’s favorite sport?
Squash! - What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I’m stuffed! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner! - What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit?
A poultry-geist! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - What happened to the turkey that got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him! - What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream! - Why did the turkey join a band?
Because he had the drumsticks! - What’s the turkey’s favorite type of weather?
Fowl weather! - Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
To hatch it! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit?
Poultry-geist! - What do you call a turkey that’s been in a fight?
A boxer! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack! - What do you call a turkey with a big ego?
A gobble-head! - What do you call a turkey with a crown on its head?
A gobble-king! - What do you call a turkey that’s been shot by an arrow?
An archer’s delight! - What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for Thanksgiving dinner! - What’s a turkey’s favorite instrument?
The drumstick! - What did the turkey say to the hunter on Thanksgiving?
“Quack, quack, quack!” - Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t chicken! - What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?
With candy! - What do you get if you cross a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everyone! - What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google! - What’s the turkey’s favorite dessert?
Peach gobble! - What’s a turkey’s favorite game?
Duck, duck, goose! - What did the turkey say to the hunter?
Quack, quack, quack!
And that’s our feast of 150 gobble-tastic puns and jokes! We hope they left you feeling stuffed with laughter. Until next time, gobble on!
