150+ Best November Puns and Jokes

As the leaves turn golden and the air grows crisp, November brings a perfect opportunity to cozy up with some laughter. Embrace the spirit of the season with this collection of 150 puns and jokes that are sure to tickle your funny bone.

150 November puns and jokes:

1. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
2. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter? Pumpkin Pi!
3. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
5. What do you call a pilgrim who sleeps all day? Lazy pilgrim!
6. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
7. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
8. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
9. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo? A turkey that can pluck itself!
10. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
11. Why was the apple pie sad? It missed its filling!
12. What’s a turkey’s favorite dance? The turkey trot!
13. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
14. What did the tree say to autumn? Leaf me alone!
15. Why did the turkey join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
16. What’s a turkey’s favorite type of weather? Fowl weather!
17. What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving dinner? That was gourd-geous!
18. What did the corn stalks get into a fight? They were ear-ritated!
19. Why did the corn afraid of the dark? Because it had stalkers!
20. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
21. What do you call a potato that’s reluctant to jump into boiling water? A hesi-tater!
22. Why was the turkey the drummer in the band? Because he had the best drumsticks!
23. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of exercise? Cross-crowing!
24. Why did the pumpkin pie go to a dentist? It needed a filling!
25. Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
26. Why did the cranberry turn down the music? It was feeling saucy!
27. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I’m stuffed!
28. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue!
29. What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit? Poultry-geist!
30. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
31. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!
32. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
33. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
34. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
35. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack! Quack!”
36. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
37. What kind of key opens a creaky door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
38. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
39. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
40. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
41. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
42. What do you call a running turkey? Fast food!
43. What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day? Quack, quack!
44. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
45. What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit? Poultry-geist!
46. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
47. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I’m stuffed!
48. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue!
49. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
50. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack! Quack!”
51. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
52. What kind of key opens a creaky door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
53. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
54. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
55. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because it was the only one with drumsticks!
56. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
57. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
58. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
59. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
60. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
61. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
62. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
63. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack! Quack!”
64. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
65. What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit? Poultry-geist!
66. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
67. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I’m stuffed!
68. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue!
69. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
70. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
71. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
72. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
73. What kind of key opens a creaky door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
74. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
75. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
76. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because it was the only one with drumsticks!
77. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
78. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
79. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
80. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
81. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
82. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
83. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
84. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack! Quack!”
85. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
86. What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit? Poultry-geist!
87. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
88. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I’m stuffed!
89. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue!
90. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
91. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
92. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
93. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
94. What kind of key opens a creaky door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
95. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
96. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
97. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because it was the only one with drumsticks!
98. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
99. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
100. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
101. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
102. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
103. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
104. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
105. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack! Quack!”
106. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
107. What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit? Poultry-geist!
108. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
109. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I’m stuffed!
110. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue!
111. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
112. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
113. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
114. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
115. What kind of key opens a creaky door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
116. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
117. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
118. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because it was the only one with drumsticks!
119. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
120. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
121. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
122. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
123. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
124. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
125. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
126. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack! Quack!”
127. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
128. What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit? Poultry-geist!
129. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!
130. What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy, I’m stuffed!
131. What do you call a line of men waiting for a haircut? A barbercue!
132. What do you call a turkey on the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky!
133. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
134. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
135. What do you get when you cross a turkey with a centipede? Drumsticks for everyone!
136. What kind of key opens a creaky door on Thanksgiving? A turkey!
137. What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to? Plymouth Rock!
138. Why did the turkey refuse dessert? It was already stuffed!
139. Why was the turkey in the pop group? Because it was the only one with drumsticks!
140. What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google!
141. Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
142. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want, it can’t hear you!
143. Why did the cranberries turn red? Because they saw the turkey dressing!
144. Why did the turkey join the band? Because it had the drumsticks!
145. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet!
146. What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler!
147. What did the turkey say to the hunter? “Quack! Quack!”
148. What sound does a space turkey make? Hubble, hubble, hubble!
149. What do you call a turkey with an evil spirit? Poultry-geist!
150. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie? Your teeth!