150+ Best Zombie Puns and Jokes

Welcome, fellow zombie enthusiasts, to a graveyard of groans and giggles! Brace yourselves for a horde of undead humor as we embark on a journey through 150 puns and jokes that will tickle your funny bone and leave you howling with laughter. Let’s shuffle onward into the world of zombified wit!

150 Zombie Puns and Jokes:

1. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny!
2. What’s a zombie’s favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders… and Knees.
3. Why did the zombie break up with his girlfriend? She didn’t have enough brains.
4. What do you call a zombie comedian? The Pun-isher!
5. Why did the zombie go to school? To improve his dead-ucation!
6. What’s a zombie’s favorite bean? Human bean!
7. Why don’t zombies like fast food? Because they can’t catch it!
8. How does a zombie introduce himself? “Hi, I’m dead pleased to eat you!”
9. What did the zombie say to his date? “You’re drop-dead gorgeous!”
10. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough!
11. What’s a zombie’s favorite toy? A dead-ly bear!
12. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was coffin too much!
13. What’s a zombie’s favorite dessert? I-Scream!
14. Why did the zombie go to the beach? He wanted some vitamin sea!
15. What’s a zombie’s favorite kind of dance? The Monster Mash!
16. Why don’t zombies play hide and seek? Because good hiders are still alive!
17. What’s a zombie’s favorite cereal? Rice Creepies!
18. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the movie theater? He wanted to be a popcorn monster!
19. What do you call a zombie with a lot of friends? Popular, but still dead inside!
20. Why did the zombie become a gardener? He heard it was dead easy!
21. What’s a zombie’s favorite fruit? BRAINberries!
22. Why don’t zombies ever win at poker? They always go all in!
23. What did the zombie say when he got lost? “I’m disoriented!”
24. Why did the zombie start a band? He heard they were dying for some good music!
25. What’s a zombie’s favorite board game? Dead-ly Pursuit!
26. Why did the zombie go to the gym? He heard it was a great place to get body parts!
27. What do you call a zombie who tells good jokes? A dead wit!
28. Why did the zombie go to the art gallery? He wanted to see some dead-ic masterpieces!
29. What did the zombie have at the barbecue? A grave-y sauce!
30. Why did the zombie become a chef? He wanted to learn how to cook up a storm!
31. What’s a zombie’s favorite snack? Finger food!
32. Why did the zombie go to the dentist? He had a toothache… and a craving for enamel!
33. What’s a zombie’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Roadkill!
34. Why did the zombie get a passport? He wanted to go on a flesh trip!
35. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of music? Decomposition!
36. Why did the zombie go to the party? He heard it was a real thriller!
37. What did the zombie have for breakfast? Cere-kill!
38. Why did the zombie go to the theater? He wanted to see a dead-icated performance!
39. What do you call a zombie who wins an award? A dead-emy winner!
40. Why did the zombie go to the doctor? He was coffin too much!
41. What’s a zombie’s favorite fruit? BRAINberries!
42. Why don’t zombies ever win at poker? They always go all in!
43. What did the zombie say when he got lost? “I’m disoriented!”
44. Why did the zombie start a band? He heard they were dying for some good music!
45. What’s a zombie’s favorite board game? Dead-ly Pursuit!
46. Why did the zombie go to the gym? He heard it was a great place to get body parts!
47. What do you call a zombie who tells good jokes? A dead wit!
48. Why did the zombie go to the art gallery? He wanted to see some dead-ic masterpieces!
49. What did the zombie have at the barbecue? A grave-y sauce!
50. Why did the zombie become a chef? He wanted to learn how to cook up a storm!
51. What’s a zombie’s favorite snack? Finger food!
52. Why did the zombie go to the dentist? He had a toothache… and a craving for enamel!
53. What’s a zombie’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky Roadkill!
54. Why did the zombie get a passport? He wanted to go on a flesh trip!
55. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of music? Decomposition!
56. Why did the zombie go to the party? He heard it was a real thriller!
57. What did the zombie have for breakfast? Cere-kill!
58. Why did the zombie go to the theater? He wanted to see a dead-icated performance!
59. What do you call a zombie who wins an award? A dead-emy winner!
60. Why did the zombie get a job in construction? He heard they were building a dead-end street!
61. What’s a zombie’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of corpse!
62. Why did the zombie join a sports team? He wanted to exercise his brain… literally!
63. What’s a zombie’s favorite subject in school? Scare-gebra!
64. Why don’t zombies ever get lost? They have good dead-irection!
65. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of weather? A brain-storm!
66. Why did the zombie go to the library? He wanted to check out some deadly reads!
67. What’s a zombie’s favorite movie genre? Horror, of corpse!
68. Why did the zombie become a photographer? He wanted to capture his good side… and his bad side!
69. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of TV show? The Walking Dead, obviously!
70. Why don’t zombies ever go to the zoo? They can’t bear to see the caged humans!
71. What did the zombie say to his friend? “I love you for your brains!”
72. Why did the zombie go to the barbershop? He wanted a little off the top… of someone’s head!
73. What’s a zombie’s favorite sport? Volley-bone!
74. Why did the zombie go to the pet store? He heard they had some killer deals!
75. What do you call a zombie who cooks pancakes? A flapjack-o-lantern!
76. Why did the zombie go to the theme park? He wanted to ride the brain train!
77. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of shoe? Loafers… with a side of foot!
78. Why did the zombie become a lifeguard? He wanted to make sure everyone was swimming… in brains!
79. What’s a zombie’s favorite restaurant? The Dead Diner!
80. Why did the zombie go to the comedy club? He heard they had some killer stand-up!
81. What do you call a zombie who plays guitar? A Zom-beatle!
82. Why did the zombie go to the music store? He wanted to buy some dead-icated tunes!
83. What’s a zombie’s favorite book? War and Peace… and Brains!
84. Why did the zombie go to the circus? He heard they had a human cannonball!
85. What’s a zombie’s favorite game show? Wheel of Misfortune!
86. Why did the zombie go to the bank? He heard they had some great interest… in brains!
87. What do you call a zombie who can’t remember anything? A forget-me-not!
88. Why did the zombie go to the barber? He needed a little off the top… of his skull!
89. What’s a zombie’s favorite kind of music? Decomposition!
90. Why did the zombie go to the party? He heard it was a thriller night!
91. What do you call a zombie who won’t stop talking? A chatterbox… of bones!
92. Why did the zombie get a job at the bakery? He kneaded the dough!
93. What’s a zombie’s favorite game? Dead-ly sins!
94. Why did the zombie go to the casino? He wanted to try his luck… with brains!
95. What do you call a zombie who loves to travel? A roam-er!
96. Why did the zombie go to the gym? He wanted to work on his body… count!
97. What’s a zombie’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
98. Why did the zombie go to the school dance? He heard it was a thriller night!
99. What do you call a zombie with no teeth? Gumby!
100. Why did the zombie go to the zoo? He wanted to see the “cage-free” humans!
101. What’s a zombie’s favorite musical instrument? A trom-bone!
102. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to get a “slice” of life!
103. What’s a zombie’s favorite game? Hide and go shriek!
104. Why did the zombie go to the comedy club? He heard they had a killer lineup!
105. What do you call a zombie who works at the courthouse? A juror-rot!
106. Why did the zombie go to the nightclub? He heard they had a killer DJ!
107. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of movie? Rom-zom-com!
108. Why did the zombie go to the museum? He wanted to see some “oldies but goodies”!
109. What do you call a zombie who’s good at math? A number cruncher… of bones!
110. Why did the zombie go to the bakery? He heard they had some killer rolls!
111. What’s a zombie’s favorite board game? Risk… of infection!
112. Why did the zombie go to the concert? He wanted to rock… and roll some heads!
113. What do you call a zombie who’s good at puzzles? A brain-teaser!
114. Why did the zombie go to the park? He heard they had some great “dead”-ications!
115. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of music? Decomposition!
116. Why did the zombie go to the gym? He wanted to work on his “dead” lifts!
117. What do you call a zombie who tells good jokes? A “grave” comedian!
118. Why did the zombie go to the party? He heard it was a “thriller”!
119. What’s a zombie’s favorite holiday? Halloween, of corpse!
120. Why did the zombie go to the theater? He wanted to see a “dead”-icated performance!
121. What do you call a zombie who wins an award? A “dead”-emy winner!
122. Why did the zombie get a job in construction? He heard they were building a “dead”-end street!
123. What’s a zombie’s favorite hobby? Tomb-stoning!
124. Why did the zombie go to the dentist? He had a tooth-ache… and a craving for enamel!
125. What do you call a zombie who cooks pancakes? A flapjack-o-lantern!
126. Why did the zombie go to the theme park? He wanted to ride the “brain” train!
127. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of shoe? Loafers… with a side of foot!
128. Why did the zombie become a lifeguard? He wanted to make sure everyone was swimming… in brains!
129. What do you call a zombie who plays guitar? A “zom”-beatle!
130. Why did the zombie go to the music store? He wanted to buy some “dead”-icated tunes!
131. What’s a zombie’s favorite book? War and Peace… and Brains!
132. Why did the zombie go to the circus? He heard they had a human “cannonball”!
133. What do you call a zombie who won’t stop talking? A chatter-box… of bones!
134. Why did the zombie go to the party? He heard it was a “thriller” night!
135. What’s a zombie’s favorite game? “Dead”-ly sins!
136. Why did the zombie go to the casino? He wanted to try his luck… with brains!
137. What do you call a zombie who loves to travel? A “roam”-er!
138. Why did the zombie go to the gym? He wanted to work on his body… count!
139. What’s a zombie’s favorite dessert? I-scream!
140. Why did the zombie go to the school dance? He heard it was a “thriller” night!
141. What do you call a zombie with no teeth? Gumby!
142. Why did the zombie go to the zoo? He wanted to see the “cage-free” humans!
143. What’s a zombie’s favorite musical instrument? A trom-bone!
144. Why did the zombie apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to get a “slice” of life!
145. What’s a zombie’s favorite game? Hide and go “shriek”!
146. Why did the zombie go to the comedy club? He heard they had a killer line-up!
147. What do you call a zombie who works at the courthouse? A “juror”-rot!
148. Why did the zombie go to the nightclub? He heard they had a killer DJ!
149. What’s a zombie’s favorite type of movie? Rom-“zom”-com!
150. Why did the zombie go to the museum? He wanted to see some “oldies but goodies”!