150+ Best Star Puns and Jokes

“Welcome, stargazers and pun enthusiasts, to a celestial journey filled with twinkling humor and stellar wordplay! Join us as we explore the cosmos of comedy, where puns shine as bright as stars. Get ready to be star-struck by 150 stellar puns and jokes that will leave you starry-eyed!”

150 Star Puns and Jokes:

1. Why did the star refuse to fight?
   Because it didn’t want to cause any more star wars!
2. What did the astronaut say to the star?
   “You’re out of this world!”
3. How does the Sun cut his hair?
   Eclipse it.
4. Why did the comet break up with her boyfriend?
   He was too meteoritic.
5. How does the Moon cut his hair?
   Eclipse it.
6. What do you call a fake noodle?
   An impasta.
7. Why did the star go to school?
   To get a little brighter!
8. What’s a star’s favorite drink?
   Gravitea.
9. Why did the star go to jail?
   It was a shooting star.
10. What did the black hole say to the star?
    “You light up my life!”
11. What did one star say to the other star when it fell?
    “You’re a falling star!”
12. What do you call a star who’s afraid of commitment?
    A shooting star.
13. Why did the star go to the party?
    Because it wanted to be the center of attraction!
14. How does the Sun pay for things?
    With solar bills!
15. What did the alien say to the garden?
    “Take me to your weeder.”
16. Why was the astronomer always calm?
    Because he had a lot of space.
17. Why did the comet break up with her boyfriend?
    He took her for granite.
18. What did one star say to the other star when it fell?
    “You’re a falling star!”
19. What do you call a space detective?
    Sherlock Comets.
20. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
21. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
22. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
23. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
24. What did one star say to the other star when it fell?
    “You’re a falling star!”
25. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
26. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
27. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
28. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
29. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
30. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
31. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
32. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
33. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
34. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
35. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
36. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
37. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
38. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
39. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
40. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
41. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
42. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
43. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
44. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
45. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
46. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
47. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
48. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
49. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
50. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
51. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
52. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
53. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
54. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
55. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
56. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
57. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
58. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
59. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
60. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
61. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
62. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
63. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
64. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
65. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
66. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
67. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
68. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
69. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
70. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
71. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
72. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
73. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
74. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
75. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
76. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
77. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
78. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
79. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
80. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
81. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
82. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon

?
“I Apollo-gize.”

83. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
84. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
85. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
86. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
87. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
88. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
89. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
90. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
91. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
92. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
93. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
94. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
95. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
96. What do you call a singing asteroid?
    A shooting star!
97. Why did the sun go to school?
    To get a little brighter!
98. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
    “I Apollo-gize.”
99. Why did the star go to jail?
    It was a shooting star.
100. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
101. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
102. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
103. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
104. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
105. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
106. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
107. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
108. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
109. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
110. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
111. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
112. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
113. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
114. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
115. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
116. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
117. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
118. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
119. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
120. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
121. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
122. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
123. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
124. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
125. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
126. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
127. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
128. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
129. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
130. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
131. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
132. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
133. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
134. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
135. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
136. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
137. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
138. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
139. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
140. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
141. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
142. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
143. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
144. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
145. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
146. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”
147. Why did the star go to jail?
     It was a shooting star.
148. What do you call a singing asteroid?
     A shooting star!
149. Why did the sun go to school?
     To get a little brighter!
150. What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon?
     “I Apollo-gize.”