150+ Best Lunch Puns and Jokes

Welcome to the lunchtime laughter corner! Need a break from the daily grind? Join us as we serve up a hearty helping of puns and jokes guaranteed to tickle your funny bone. Whether you’re munching on a sandwich or sipping soup, these culinary quips will spice up your midday meal!

Lunch Puns and Jokes:

1. Why don’t eggs tell jokes at lunchtime? They’d crack up!
2. What do you call a sandwich that you make with leftovers? A reuben-carnation!
3. Did you hear about the bread that went to therapy? It had too many emotional rolls.
4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
5. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A neck-tarine!
6. Why did the lettuce win the race? Because it was ahead!
7. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
8. Why did the yogurt go to art class? It wanted to be cultured.
9. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a sandwich? Frostbite!
10. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!
11. What’s a sandwich’s favorite dance? The hoagie-pokey!
12. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!
13. What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!
14. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
15. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
16. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
17. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
18. What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner’s on me!
19. Why don’t eggs go to school? They might crack under pressure!
20. What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
21. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it!
22. Why did the lettuce break up with the celery? It just wasn’t their salad days anymore!
23. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
24. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
25. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
26. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
27. What did one plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me!
28. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
29. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
30. What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory!
31. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
32. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
33. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
34. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
35. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A nectarine!
36. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
37. What did one wall say to the other wall? I’ll meet you at the corner!
38. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
39. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
40. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
41. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!
42. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!
43. What did one hat say to the other hat? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
44. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
45. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
46. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
47. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
48. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
49. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
50. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
51. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
52. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
53. What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed!
54. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
55. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
56. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
57. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
58. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
59. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
60. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
61. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
62. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
63. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
64. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
65. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
66. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
67. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
68. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
69. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
70. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
71. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
72. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
73. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
74. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
75. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
76. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
77. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
78. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
79. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
80. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
81. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
82. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
83. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
84. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
85. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
86. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
87. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
88. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
89. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
90. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
91. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
92. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
93. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
94. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
95. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
96. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
97. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
98. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
99. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
100. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
101. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
102. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
103. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
104. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
105. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
106. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
107. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
108. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
109. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
110. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
111. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
112. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
113. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
114. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
115. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
116. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
117. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
118. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
119. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
120. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
121. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
122. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
123. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
124. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
125. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
126. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
127. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
128. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
129. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
130. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
131. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
132. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
133. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
134. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
135. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
136. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
137. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
138. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
139. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
140. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!
141. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!
142. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
143. What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell!
144. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
145. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?
146. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
147. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
148. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
149. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
150. Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out!