150+ Best Grape Puns and Jokes

Grapes are like little bursts of joy in nature’s candy aisle. From the vine to your table, these juicy delights bring sweetness to our lives. So, let’s embark on a grape adventure filled with puns and jokes that’ll leave you grapeful for the laughter!

150+ Best Grape Puns and Jokes

Now, for the puns and jokes:

  1. What’s a grape’s favorite TV show? Game of Scones.
  2. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
  3. How do you make a grape laugh? Tickle its peelings.
  4. Why was the grape so good at karate? Because it had great vine control.
  5. What do you call a grape that’s been stepped on? A grape that’s in a jam.
  6. Why did the grape go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  7. What did one grape say to the other grape? “Stop whining and let’s wine!”
  8. How do you catch a runaway grape? With grape-vine!
  9. What do you get when you cross a grape with a lion? An animal that’s not allowed in the vineyard.
  10. Why did the grape break up with the raisin? It was tired of the same old box.
  11. How do you make grape juice? Put it in a blender and give it a little wine!
  12. What do you call a grape that’s been around the world? A global grape-trotter.
  13. Why did the grape go to school? To get a little “juice”-cation.
  14. What’s a grape’s favorite game? Vine and Seek.
  15. How do you make a grape sad? Tell it it’s past its “vine-time”.
  16. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
  17. What do you call a grape who’s won the lottery? Lady Luck’s favorite fruit.
  18. Why did the grape go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  19. What do you call a grape that doesn’t like change? A traditionalist.
  20. Why did the grape cross the road? To get to the grape side.
  21. What’s a grape’s least favorite music? The Raisin’s hits.
  22. Why was the grape blushing? Because it saw the vine naked!
  23. What do you get when you cross a grape and an elephant? Grape balls.
  24. What’s a grape’s favorite sport? Squash.
  25. What’s a grape’s favorite type of ship? A grape-tanic.
  26. What do you call a grape who’s been caught stealing? A grape thief.
  27. Why did the grape go to the doctor? It was feeling a little wine-y.
  28. How do grapes communicate? They just vine about it.
  29. What do you call a grape that’s afraid of the dark? A grape-ophobia.
  30. Why did the grape go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  31. What did one grape say to the other grape who stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  32. How do grapes flirt? They wine and dine.
  33. Why did the grape break up with the banana? It found out it was a little fruity.
  34. What’s a grape’s favorite type of humor? Punny jokes, of course!
  35. Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
  36. What do you call a grape that’s always in trouble? A vine delinquent.
  37. Why was the grape always nervous? It was afraid to get crushed.
  38. What do you call a group of musical grapes? A jam session.
  39. Why did the grape refuse to be in the fruit salad? It didn’t want to be mixed up in anything.
  40. How do you make a grape happy? Give it some time to ferment.
  41. What’s a grape’s favorite movie genre? Drama, of course.
  42. Why was the grape blushing? Because it saw the raisin take its clothes off.
  43. What’s a grape’s favorite game to play in the pool? Marco Grape-o.
  44. Why did the grape go out with the fig? It was feeling a little dried up.
  45. How do you know when grapes are sad? They start to wine.
  46. Why did the grape sit in the corner? Because it was in a bunch.
  47. What do you get when you cross a grape with a lemon? A sour grape.
  48. How do you make a grape lose its mind? By taking away its favorite vine.
  49. Why did the grape go out with the banana? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  50. What’s a grape’s favorite type of math? Grape-ometry.
  51. What do you call a grape that’s trying to be cool? A hip-ster.
  52. Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
  53. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  54. Why was the grape alone at the party? It couldn’t find a date.
  55. How do grapes feel when they get stepped on? They’re crushed.
  56. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
  57. What do you call a grape who’s been stealing? A grape robber.
  58. Why did the grape go to school? It wanted to be a little “grape-smart”.
  59. What do you call a grape who’s always on time? Punctual.
  60. Why did the grape get detention? It was raisin a ruckus.
  61. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? They’re crushed.
  62. What do you call a grape who can’t play music? A grape singer.
  63. Why did the grape go out with the lemon? It couldn’t find a date.
  64. What did the grape say to the other grape? “Stop wining and let’s wine.”
  65. How do you make a grape feel good? Compliment its wine.
  66. Why did the grape go out with the orange? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  67. What’s a grape’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky grape road.
  68. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch? It couldn’t find a date.
  69. What do you call a grape who’s always talking? A grape chatter.
  70. Why did the grape refuse to be in the fruit salad? It didn’t want to be in a mix-up.
  71. How do you make a grape smile? Tell it a funny wine joke.
  72. Why did the grape go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sour.
  73. What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? The grape-est hits.
  74. Why did the grape go out with the apple? It couldn’t find a date.
  75. What do you call a grape who’s always worried? Anxious.
  76. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? Crushed.
  77. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch? It couldn’t find a date.
  78. What did one grape say to the other grape who stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  79. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? They’re crushed.
  80. Why did the grape go to school? It wanted to be a little “grape-smart”.
  81. What do you call a grape who’s always on time? Punctual.
  82. Why did the grape go out with the lemon? It couldn’t find a date.
  83. What did the grape say to the other grape? “Stop wining and let’s wine.”
  84. How do you make a grape feel good? Compliment its wine.
  85. Why did the grape go out with the orange? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  86. What’s a grape’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky grape road.
  87. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch? It couldn’t find a date.
  88. What do you call a grape who’s always talking? A grape chatter.
  89. Why did the grape refuse to be in the fruit salad? It didn’t want to be in a mix-up.
  90. How do you make a grape smile? Tell it a funny wine joke.
  91. Why did the grape go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sour.
  92. What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? The grape-est hits.
  93. Why did the grape go out with the apple? It couldn’t find a date.
  94. What do you call a grape who’s always worried? Anxious.
  95. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? Crushed.
  96. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch? It couldn’t find a date.
  97. What did one grape say to the other grape who stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  98. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? They’re crushed.
  99. Why did the grape go to school? It wanted to be a little “grape-smart”.
  100. What do you call a grape who’s always on time? Punctual.
  101. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  102. Why was the grape alone at the party? It couldn’t find a date.
  103. How do grapes feel when they get stepped on? They’re crushed.
  104. Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice.
  105. What do you call a grape who’s been stealing? A grape robber.
  106. Why did the grape go to school? It wanted to be a little “grape-smart”.
  107. What do you call a grape who’s always on time? Punctual.
  108. Why did the grape get detention? It was raisin a ruckus.
  109. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? They’re crushed.
  110. What do you call a grape who can’t play music? A grape singer.
  111. Why did the grape go out with the lemon? It couldn’t find a date.
  112. What did the grape say to the other grape? “Stop wining and let’s wine.”
  113. How do you make a grape feel good? Compliment its wine.
  114. Why did the grape go out with the orange? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  115. What’s a grape’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky grape road.
  116. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch? It couldn’t find a date.
  117. What do you call a grape who’s always talking? A grape chatter.
  118. Why did the grape refuse to be in the fruit salad? It didn’t want to be in a mix-up.
  119. How do you make a grape smile? Tell it a funny wine joke.
  120. Why did the grape go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sour.
  121. What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? The grape-est hits.
  122. Why did the grape go out with the apple? It couldn’t find a date.
  123. What do you call a grape who’s always worried? Anxious.
  124. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? Crushed.
  125. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch? It couldn’t find a date.
  126. What did one grape say to the other grape who stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  127. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? They’re crushed.
  128. Why did the grape go to school? It wanted to be a little “grape-smart”.
  129. What do you call a grape who’s always on time? Punctual.
  130. Why did the grape go out with the lemon? It couldn’t find a date.
  131. What did the grape say to the other grape? “Stop wining and let’s wine.”
  132. How do you make a grape feel good? Compliment its wine.
  133. Why did the grape go out with the orange? Because it couldn’t find a date.
  134. What’s a grape’s favorite ice cream flavor? Rocky grape road.
  135. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch? It couldn’t find a date.
  136. What do you call a grape who’s always talking? A grape chatter.
  137. Why did the grape refuse to be in the fruit salad? It didn’t want to be in a mix-up.
  138. How do you make a grape smile? Tell it a funny wine joke.
  139. Why did the grape go to the doctor? It was feeling a little sour.
  140. What’s a grape’s favorite type of music? The grape-est hits.
  141. Why did the grape go out with the apple? It couldn’t find a date.
  142. What do you call a grape who’s always worried? Anxious.
  143. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? Crushed.
  144. Why did the grape sit alone at lunch? It couldn’t find a date.
  145. What did one grape say to the other grape who stepped on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
  146. How do grapes feel when they’re ignored? They’re crushed.
  147. Why did the grape go to school? It wanted to be a little “grape-smart”.
  148. What do you call a grape who’s always on time? Punctual.
  149. Why did the grape go out with the lemon? It couldn’t find a date.
  150. What did the grape say to the other grape? “Stop wining and let’s wine.”

There you have it, a bunch of grape puns and jokes to brighten up your day!