150+ Best Drum Puns and Jokes

Get ready to drum up some laughter with our collection of 150 drum puns and jokes! Whether you’re a percussionist or just love a good beat, these puns will hit the right note and keep you snare-ing with laughter. Let’s roll!

150+ Best Drum Puns and Jokes:

1. Why did the drum take a nap? It was feeling beat.
2. How does a drummer communicate? With sign language.
3. What’s a drummer’s favorite kind of gum? Beats.
4. Why did the drum go to school? To get a little more snare-ing education.
5. How do drummers stay in shape? They do plenty of drum-sticks.
6. What’s a drummer’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na-na…
7. Why did the drummer stare at the orange juice? Because it said ‘Concentrate.’
8. How do you know if a drummer is at your door? The knocking speeds up.
9. Why was the drummer always losing at cards? He kept dropping his hand.
10. Why don’t drummers ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding that noise!
11. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they have machines for that.
12. What’s a drummer’s favorite drink? Beats me.
13. Why did the drummer get kicked out of the band? He couldn’t handle the tempo.
14. Why did the drum join a band? It wanted to be part of something cymbal.
15. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with their girlfriend? Homeless.
16. What’s a drummer’s favorite holiday? March 4th.
17. Why did the drummer go to jail? He got caught drumming up trouble.
18. What did the drummer name his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two.
19. Why did the drummer go to therapy? To beat his issues.
20. What do you call a drummer that can’t keep time? Unemployed.
21. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
23. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
24. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
25. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
26. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
27. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
28. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
29. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
30. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
31. What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
32. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
33. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
34. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
35. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
36. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
37. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
38. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!
39. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
40. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
41. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
42. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
43. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
44. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!
45. Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up!
46. How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogey in it!
47. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated!
48. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An in-vest-igator!
49. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
50. What did one plate say to the other plate? “Lunch is on me!”
51. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
52. What do you call a belt made out of watches? A waist of time!
53. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
54. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
55. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
56. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
57. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
58. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
59. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
60. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
61. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
62. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
63. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
64. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
65. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
66. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
67. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
68. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
69. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
70. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
71. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
72. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
73. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
74. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
75. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
76. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
77. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
78. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
79. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
80. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
81. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
82. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
83. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
84. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
85. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
86. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
87. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
88. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
89. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
90. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
91. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
92. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
93. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
94. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
95. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
96. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
97. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
98. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
99. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
100. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
101. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
102. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
103. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
104. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
105. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
106. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
107. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
108. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
109. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
110. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
111. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
112. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
113. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
114. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
115. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
116. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
117. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
118. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
119. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
120. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
121. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
122. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
123. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
124. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
125. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
126. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
127. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
128. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
129. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
130. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
131. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
132. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
133. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
134. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
135. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
136. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
137. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
138. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
139. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
140. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
141. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
142. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
143. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
144. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
145. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
146. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
147. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
148. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? “Supplies!”
149. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
150. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!