150+ Best Funny Farm Puns

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150 Funny Farm Puns:

1. What do you call a cow with a sense of humor? Laughing stock!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
3. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? “Where’s my tractor? I’m so plowed!”
4. Why don’t chickens tell secrets? Because they might egg-spose themselves!
5. How do you make a farmer dance? Plant some beets!
6. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
7. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill!”
8. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
9. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
10. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
11. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
12. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
13. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
14. Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!
15. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
16. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
17. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
18. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
19. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
20. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
21. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
22. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
23. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
24. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
25. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
26. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
27. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
28. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
29. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
30. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
31. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
32. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
33. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
34. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
35. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
36. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
37. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
38. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
39. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
40. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
41. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
42. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
43. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
44. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
45. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
46. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
47. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
48. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
49. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
50. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
51. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
52. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
53. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
54. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
55. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
56. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
57. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
58. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
59. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
60. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
61. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
62. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
63. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
64. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
65. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
66. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
67. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
68. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
69. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
70. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
71. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
72. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
73. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
74. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
75. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
76. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
77. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
78. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
79. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
80. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
81. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
82. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
83. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
84. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
85. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
86. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
87. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
88. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
89. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
90. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
91. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
92. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
93. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
94. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
95. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
96. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
97. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
98. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
99. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
100. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
101. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
102. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
103. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
104. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
105. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
106. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
107. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
108. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
109. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
110. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
111. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
112. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
113. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
114. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
115. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
116. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
117. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
118. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
119. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
120. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
121. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
122. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
123. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
124. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
125. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
126. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
127. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
128. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
129. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
130. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
131. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
132. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
133. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
134. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
135. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
136. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
137. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
138. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
139. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
140. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
141. What did the farmer use to make crop circles? A pro-tractor!
142. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
143. Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!
144. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Straw-berries!
145. Why did the farmer ride his horse to town? Because it was too heavy to carry!
146. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
147. Why don’t cows ever have any money? Because farmers milk them dry!
148. What do you call a cow that plays guitar? A moo-sician!
149. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
150. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!