150+ Best Funny Bike Puns

Welcome to the wheel-y funny world of bike puns! From spokes to pedals, we’re here to pedal out some laughter with 150 pun-tastic jokes that will have you rolling with laughter. So saddle up and get ready for a ride filled with wheely good humor!

Now, onto those puns:

1. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
2. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
3. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired to stand up.
4. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
5. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
6. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
7. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
8. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
9. What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower? Bicycle petals.
10. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
11. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
12. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
13. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
14. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
15. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
16. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
17. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
18. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
19. Why couldn’t the bicycle find its way home? It lost its bearings.
20. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
21. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
22. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
23. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
24. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
25. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
26. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
27. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
29. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
30. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
31. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
32. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
33. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
34. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
35. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
36. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
37. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
38. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
39. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
40. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
41. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
42. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
43. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
44. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
45. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
46. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
47. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
48. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
49. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
50. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
51. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
52. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
53. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
54. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
55. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
56. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
57. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
58. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
59. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
60. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
61. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
62. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
63. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
64. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
65. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
66. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
67. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
68. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
69. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
70. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
71. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
72. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
73. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
74. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
75. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
76. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
77. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
78. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
79. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
80. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
81. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
82. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
83. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
84. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
85. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
86. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
87. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
88. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
89. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
90. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
91. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
92. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
93. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
94. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
95. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
96. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
97. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
98. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
99. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
100. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
101. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
102. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
103. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
104. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
105. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
106. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
107. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
108. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
109. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
110. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
111. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
112. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
113. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
114. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
115. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
116. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
117. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
118. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
119. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
120. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
121. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
122. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
123. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
124. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
125. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
126. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
127. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
128. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
129. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
130. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
131. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
132. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
133. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
134. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
135. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
136. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
137. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
138. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
139. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
140. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.
141. Why did the bicycle go to bed? Because it was two-tired.
142. How does a bicycle stay in shape? It exercises wheel-y hard!
143. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
144. What did the bicycle say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll just tire along.
145. What do you call a bicycle’s dad? Pop-cycle.
146. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
147. What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist? Bike-carbonate.
148. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
149. What did the bicycle say to the bicycle rider? Can I give you a lift?
150. What do you call a bicycle that’s been left out in the rain? A rust cycle.

I hope you enjoy these wheely good puns!