150+ Best Citrus Puns and Jokes

Welcome to a juicy journey filled with tangy twists and zesty laughs! Prepare to peel away the monotony of your day with a collection of citrus-inspired puns and jokes that will leave you feeling refreshed and uplifted. Get ready to squeeze out some laughter!

And here are your 150 citrus puns and jokes:

1. Why did the lemon go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
2. What’s a lemon’s favorite dance move? The twist!
3. Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
4. How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste!
5. Why did the lime go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
6. What do you call a sad grapefruit? A sourpuss!
7. Why was the grapefruit blushing? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. What did the grapefruit say to the lime? Stop being so bitter!
9. Why did the lemon disapprove of its son? Because he was too sour!
10. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
11. What’s an orange’s favorite highway? The citrus expressway!
12. Why don’t oranges ever play hide and seek? Because they always stick out!
13. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
14. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
15. What did the grapefruit say to the lime? You’re really appealing!
16. Why did the lemon fail at poker? It kept getting squeezed out of the pot!
17. What’s a citrus’s favorite Pixar movie? Finding Nemo!
18. Why did the orange become an actor? It had a zest for the spotlight!
19. What do you get when you cross a lemon with a cat? A sourpuss!
20. Why did the lemon disapprove of its daughter’s boyfriend? He was too bitter!
21. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
22. What do you call a fruit that’s rough around the edges? A lemon!
23. Why did the grapefruit go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit sour!
24. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
25. What did the lemon say to the lime? You’re my zest friend!
26. Why did the orange become an astronaut? It wanted to go to the “space” bar!
27. What’s an orange’s favorite party game? Peel the orange!
28. Why did the grapefruit go to therapy? It had too much emotional baggage!
29. What’s the best day to make orange juice? Fry-day!
30. Why did the lime refuse to share its secrets? It was too “pulp” fiction!
31. What do you call a grapefruit that’s afraid of the dark? A night-light!
32. Why did the lemon go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
33. What did one orange say to the other orange? “Orange you glad to see me?”
34. Why did the grapefruit stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice!
35. What did the lemon say to the orange during a race? Squeeze you later!
36. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
37. What did the grapefruit say to the lime? Stop being so bitter!
38. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
39. What do you call a sour orange? A pucker-up fruit!
40. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
41. What did the grapefruit say to the orange at the party? Let’s get this zest started!
42. Why did the lime go to the party alone? Because it couldn’t find a date!
43. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
44. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
45. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
46. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
47. What did the grapefruit say to the orange during a race? Peel you later!
48. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
49. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
50. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
51. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
52. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
53. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
54. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
55. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
56. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
57. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
58. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
59. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
60. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
61. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
62. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
63. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
64. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
65. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
66. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
67. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
68. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
69. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
70. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
71. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
72. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
73. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
74. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
75. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
76. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
77. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
78. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
79. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
80. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
81. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
82. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
83. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
84. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
85. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
86. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
87. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
88. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
89. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
90. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
91. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
92. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
93. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
94. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
95. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
96. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
97. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
98. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
99. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
100. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
101. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
102. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
103. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
104. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
105. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
106. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
107. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
108. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
109. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
110. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
111. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
112. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
113. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
114. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
115. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
116. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
117. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
118. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
119. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
120. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
121. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
122. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
123. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
124. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
125. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
126. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
127. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
128. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
129. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
130. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
131. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
132. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
133. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
134. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
135. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
136. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
137. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
138. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
139. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
140. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!
141. What do you call a citrus fruit that can’t keep a secret? A grapefruit!
142. Why did the lemon fail the driving test? It couldn’t concentrate!
143. What’s a citrus’s favorite mode of transportation? The pulp train!
144. Why did the orange go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
145. What do you call an orange that’s a great listener? A good-peel friend!
146. Why did the lemon go to school? It wanted to be a little more “concentrated”!
147. What did the grapefruit say to the lime during a race? Peel you later!
148. Why did the lime go to the beach? It wanted to get a little “sunned”!
149. What did the lemon say to the lime during a competition? Squeeze you later!
150. Why did the orange become a lifeguard? It had a zest for saving lives!

Hope you enjoyed these citrusy jokes and puns! Keep them handy for whenever you need a splash of laughter in your life!