150+ Best Banana Puns and Jokes

Welcome, fellow fruit enthusiasts! Prepare to go bananas with laughter as we peel back the layers of humor with 150 puns and jokes all about everyone’s favorite yellow fruit – the banana. From the mildly amusing to the downright apeeling, let’s dive into this potassium-packed comedy fest!

150 Banana Puns and Jokes:

1. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
2. What do you call two banana skins? A pair of slippers.
3. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
4. What is the easiest way to make a banana split? Cut it in half.
5. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastic move? The split.
6. What do you call a ghost banana? A boonana.
7. What did the banana say to the doctor? “I’m not peeling well.”
8. What is a banana’s favorite dance move? The banana split.
9. What do you call a banana who gets all the girls? A banana smoothie.
10. What is a banana’s favorite rock band? The Banana Splits.
11. Why did the banana fail English class? Because it had bad peelings.
12. What do you call a sad banana? A yellow cryon.
13. Why did the banana go to school? Because it wanted to be a banana split.
14. What is a banana’s favorite hobby? Peeling out.
15. What do you call a banana with a lot of baggage? A banana split.
16. What is a banana’s favorite game? Peel and seek.
17. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling.
18. What do you call a banana who is a sore loser? A banana split.
19. What do you call a banana who is always gossiping? A banana split.
20. What is a banana’s favorite type of comedy? Slapstick.
21. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
22. What is a banana’s favorite yoga pose? The split.
23. What do you call a banana that likes to dance? A banana shake.
24. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
25. What is a banana’s favorite movie genre? Peelers.
26. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling.
27. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
28. What do you call a banana who is a sore loser? A banana split.
29. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
30. What do you call a banana who is a sore loser? A banana split.
31. What is a banana’s favorite movie genre? Peelers.
32. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
33. What is a banana’s favorite type of comedy? Slapstick.
34. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
35. What is a banana’s favorite yoga pose? The split.
36. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
37. What do you call a banana who is a sore loser? A banana split.
38. What is a banana’s favorite movie genre? Peelers.
39. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
40. What do you call a banana who is always gossiping? A banana split.
41. What is a banana’s favorite game? Peel and seek.
42. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling.
43. What do you call a banana who gets all the girls? A banana smoothie.
44. What is a banana’s favorite hobby? Peeling out.
45. Why did the banana go to school? Because it wanted to be a banana split.
46. What is a banana’s favorite rock band? The Banana Splits.
47. Why did the banana fail English class? Because it had bad peelings.
48. What do you call a sad banana? A yellow cryon.
49. What is a banana’s favorite gymnastic move? The split.
50. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
51. What do you call a banana that’s a big fan of jazz? A cool banana.
52. Why did the banana wear sunscreen? Because it didn’t want to peel!
53. What’s a banana’s favorite website? Peel-Yahoo!
54. What do bananas say when they’re in trouble? Yellow!
55. What do you call a banana who likes to dance? A fruit loop!
56. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
57. What do you call a banana that sings? Elvis Parsley.
58. What did one banana say to the other? “You make my peelings slip.”
59. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling very well.
60. What’s a banana’s favorite hobby? Bowling, because they’re always picking up spares!
61. What did the banana do when it saw a monkey? Split!
62. Why did the banana get elected president? Because it had appeal!
63. What do you call a sad banana? A blue-nana.
64. Why was the banana so lonely? Because it couldn’t find a bunch.
65. What’s a banana’s favorite song? “Yellow” by Coldplay.
66. How do you catch a monkey? Hang upside down and act like a banana!
67. What’s a banana’s favorite movie? “Peel Magnolias.”
68. What did the banana say to the dog? “Stop peeling down my peel!”
69. Why did the banana get locked out of the house? Because it forgot the key-peel.
70. What’s a banana’s favorite sport? Peele-tennis!
71. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling.
72. What did the banana do when it saw a ghost? Turned yellow!
73. Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? They hang out in bunches!
74. What’s a banana’s favorite TV show? “Top Banana.”
75. Why did the banana go to school? To learn how to peel with the times!
76. What do you call a banana that glows in the dark? A light snack!
77. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
78. What do you get if you cross a banana with a comedian? A banana split!
79. What’s a banana’s favorite restaurant? Ihop!
80. Why did the banana go out with a prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
81. What’s a banana’s favorite game? Banana-grams!
82. Why did the banana go out with the apple? Because it couldn’t find a date.
83. What’s a banana’s favorite city? New York “banana” city!
84. Why did the banana go out with the lemon? Because it had appeal.
85. What did the banana say to the duck? “Quack up!”
86. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
87. Why don’t bananas ever feel lonely? Because they hang out in bunches!
88. What’s a banana’s favorite kind of math? Banana-nometry!
89. Why did the banana wear a hat? Because it wanted to be a banana split.
90. What’s a banana’s favorite place to go on vacation? The Banana Republic!
91. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
92. What do you call a banana who is a sore loser? A banana split.
93. What’s a banana’s favorite band? The Banana-rama!
94. Why did the banana go to the party? Because it was a-peeling.
95. What’s a banana’s favorite instrument? The yellow-lele!
96. What did the banana say to the potato? “You’re a-peeling.”
97. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
98. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
99. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peelharmonic!
100. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
101. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!
102. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t find a date.
103. What do you call a banana who is a sore loser? A banana split.
104. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
105. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
106. What’s a banana’s favorite type of comedy? Slapstick!
107. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
108. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!
109. What did the banana say to the potato? “You’re a-peeling.”
110. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
111. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
112. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peelharmonic!
113. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
114. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!
115. What did the banana say to the potato? “You’re a-peeling.”
116. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
117. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
118. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peelharmonic!
119. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
120. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!
121. What did the banana say to the potato? “You’re a-peeling.”
122. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
123. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
124. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peelharmonic!
125. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
126. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!
127. What did the banana say to the potato? “You’re a-peeling.”
128. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
129. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
130. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peelharmonic!
131. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
132. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!
133. What did the banana say to the potato? “You’re a-peeling.”
134. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
135. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
136. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peelharmonic!
137. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
138. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!
139. What did the banana say to the potato? “You’re a-peeling.”
140. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
141. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
142. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peelharmonic!
143. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
144. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!
145. What did the banana say to the potato? “You’re a-peeling.”
146. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
147. What did the banana say to the elephant? “Nothing, bananas can’t talk!”
148. What’s a banana’s favorite type of music? Peelharmonic!
149. Why did the banana go to the beach? Because it wanted to go bananas.
150. What’s a banana’s favorite type of movie? A “peel”-mance!