150+ Best Autumn Puns and Jokes

As the leaves change color and the air turns crisp, autumn arrives with its own brand of charm and humor. Get ready to fall for these 150 puns and jokes that capture the essence of the season, from pumpkin spice to cozy sweaters!

Puns and Jokes:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. What did one leaf say to another? I’m falling for you!
3. Why do ghosts love fall? Because it’s BOO-tiful!
4. What do you call a tree that knows karate? A “chop”-tree!
5. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
6. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
7. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
8. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A NECK-tarine!
9. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
10. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
11. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
12. Why did the apple go to school? To get “a-pie” of education!
13. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
14. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
15. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry!
16. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
17. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “im-pasta”!
18. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
19. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange!
20. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he always gobbled his food!
21. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
22. Why do skeletons stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
23. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
24. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
25. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
26. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A NECK-tarine!
27. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
28. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
29. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
30. Why did the apple go to school? To get “a-pie” of education!
31. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
32. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
33. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry!
34. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
35. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “im-pasta”!
36. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
37. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange!
38. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he always gobbled his food!
39. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
40. Why do skeletons stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
41. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
42. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
43. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
44. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A NECK-tarine!
45. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
46. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
47. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
48. Why did the apple go to school? To get “a-pie” of education!
49. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
50. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
51. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry!
52. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
53. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “im-pasta”!
54. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
55. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange!
56. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he always gobbled his food!
57. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
58. Why do skeletons stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
59. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
60. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
61. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
62. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A NECK-tarine!
63. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
64. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
65. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
66. Why did the apple go to school? To get “a-pie” of education!
67. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
68. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
69. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry!
70. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
71. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “im-pasta”!
72. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
73. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange!
74. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he always gobbled his food!
75. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
76. Why do skeletons stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
77. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
78. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
79. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
80. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A NECK-tarine!
81. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
82. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
83. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
84. Why did the apple go to school? To get “a-pie” of education!
85. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
86. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
87. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry!
88. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
89. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “im-pasta”!
90. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
91. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange!
92. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he always gobbled his food!
93. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
94. Why do skeletons stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
95. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
96. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
97. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
98. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A NECK-tarine!
99. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
100. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
101. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
102. Why did the apple go to school? To get “a-pie” of education!
103. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
104. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
105. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry!
106. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
107. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “im-pasta”!
108. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
109. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange!
110. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he always gobbled his food!
111. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
112. Why do skeletons stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
113. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
114. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
115. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
116. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A NECK-tarine!
117. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
118. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
119. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
120. Why did the apple go to school? To get “a-pie” of education!
121. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
122. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
123. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry!
124. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
125. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “im-pasta”!
126. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
127. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange!
128. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he always gobbled his food!
129. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
130. Why do skeletons stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
131. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
132. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
133. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
134. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A NECK-tarine!
135. How do you fix a broken pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
136. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
137. What’s a tree’s least favorite month? Sep-timber!
138. Why did the apple go to school? To get “a-pie” of education!
139. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? “Boo”-berry pie!
140. Why did the belt go to jail? For holding up a pair of pants!
141. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite type of music? Straw-n-berry!
142. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!
143. What do you call fake spaghetti? An “im-pasta”!
144. Why don’t mummies take vacations? They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind!
145. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A “blood” orange!
146. Why was the ghost such a messy eater? Because he always gobbled his food!
147. What did the tree say to autumn? “Leaf me alone!”
148. Why do skeletons stay calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!
149. What’s a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? STRAW-berries!
150. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems!

Enjoy these puns and jokes as you embrace the cozy spirit of autumn!