150+ Apple Picking Puns and Jokes

“Welcome to our apple-tastic adventure! As we venture into the orchard, let’s embrace the crisp air and the sweet scent of ripe apples. But wait, before we dive into the picking frenzy, let’s sprinkle some laughter with these 150 puns and jokes to make our harvest even more fruitful!”

Now, onto the puns and jokes:

1. Why did the apple go to school? Because it wanted to be a smartie-pie!
2. How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down a hill!
3. What’s an apple’s favorite subject? Math – because it loves to be squared!
4. Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
5. What’s the apple’s favorite TV show? The Big Apple-n Theory!
6. Why did the apple cry? Because its peelings were hurt!
7. How do you know if an apple is a ladybug? It’s red all over!
8. Why was the apple sad? Because it had a core breakup!
9. How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden!
10. Why did the apple go out with a fig? Because it couldn’t find a date!
11. What did one apple say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re the apple of my eye!
12. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it until it’s tired!
13. Why did the apple join the circus? It wanted to be a juggler!
14. What’s the apple’s favorite music genre? Jazz – because it’s so a-peeling!
15. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
16. What’s an apple’s favorite place in the library? The fiction section – it loves a good story!
17. Why was the apple afraid to go to the party? It was a little green!
18. How do you make an apple pie laugh? Tickle its peelings!
19. What’s an apple’s favorite game? Hide and seed!
20. Why did the apple go to space? It wanted to be a star!
21. What did the apple say to the orange? You’re such a citrus-y fellow!
22. How do you get an apple’s attention? Yell, “Hey, apple!”
23. Why did the apple go to school early? It wanted to be a core student!
24. What’s an apple’s favorite day of the week? Sundae, because it gets to be topped with ice cream!
25. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
26. How does an apple apologize? It says, “I’m sorry to the core!”
27. Why was the apple so sweet? It had a great attitude!
28. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
29. How do you make an apple float? Add some ice cream and soda!
30. Why did the apple break up with the banana? It found a new squeeze!
31. What did the apple say to the walnut? Stop being so nutty!
32. How do you make an apple computer? With a byte of apple!
33. Why did the apple go to school? To become a smart cookie!
34. What’s an apple’s favorite kind of joke? A “core”-ny one!
35. Why did the apple stop rolling? It ran out of peelings!
36. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
37. What did the apple say to the orange? Quit being so citrus-y!
38. How do you make an apple pie? Chase it around the garden!
39. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
40. What did one apple say to the other on Valentine’s Day? You’re the apple of my eye!
41. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
42. What do you call an apple who plays guitar? A jammin’ fruit!
43. Why did the apple go to school early? It wanted to be a core student!
44. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
45. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
46. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
47. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
48. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
49. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
50. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
51. Why did the apple stop rolling? It ran out of peelings!
52. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
53. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
54. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
55. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
56. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
57. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
58. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
59. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
60. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
61. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
62. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
63. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
64. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
65. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
66. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
67. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
68. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
69. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
70. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
71. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
72. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
73. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
74. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
75. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
76. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
77. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
78. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
79. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
80. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
81. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
82. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
83. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
84. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
85. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
86. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
87. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
88. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
89. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
90. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
91. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
92. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
93. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
94. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
95. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
96. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
97. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
98. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
99. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
100. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
101. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
102. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
103. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
104. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
105. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
106. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
107. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
108. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
109. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
110. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
111. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
112. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
113. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
114. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
115. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
116. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
117. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
118. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
119. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
120. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
121. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
122. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
123. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
124. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
125. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
126. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
127. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
128. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
129. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
130. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
131. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
132. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
133. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
134. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
135. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
136. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
137. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
138. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
139. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
140. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
141. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
142. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
143. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
144. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!
145. How do you make an apple stew? Chase it around the garden until it’s tired!
146. What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A vampire apple!
147. Why did the apple run away? It wanted to be a free-range fruit!
148. How do you make an apple turnover? Roll it down a hill!
149. What did the apple say to the pear? Let’s make a great pear!
150. Why did the apple go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!

There you go! 150 apple-related puns and jokes for your enjoyment.