150+ Best Peanut Puns and Jokes

Welcome to the nutty world of peanut puns and jokes! Get ready to crack up as we shell out 150 hilarious puns guaranteed to make you go nuts with laughter. From clever wordplay to silly jokes, this collection will have you peanut gallery rolling in laughter!

150+ Best Peanut Puns and Jokes:

1. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astro-nut.
2. Why did the peanut go to school? To become a little nutty.
3. What did the peanut say to the elephant? Nothing, peanuts can’t talk!
4. Why was the peanut afraid to cross the road? It was afraid of being shelled.
5. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a peanut!
6. Why was the peanut sent to detention? It was a little salty.
7. What’s a peanut’s favorite dance move? The Nutcracker!
8. Why did the peanut go to the doctor? It was feeling a little nutty.
9. What did one peanut say to the other peanut at the baseball game? “Hey, there’s a nut in every ballpark!”
10. Why did the peanut go to the bar? It wanted to get salted.
11. What did the peanut say when it sneezed? Cashew!
12. Why did the peanut go to the art gallery? It wanted to see the “Masterpieces”.
13. How do you make a peanut laugh? Crack it up!
14. What’s a peanut’s favorite movie? “The Nutty Professor.”
15. Why did the peanut break up with the cashew? It found someone butter.
16. What did the peanut say when it was dragged away? Let me go, I’m nuts!
17. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
18. What did the peanut say when it was chased? I’m being hunted, I’m nuts!
19. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
20. What did the peanut say to the walnut? You’re a little nutty!
21. What did the peanut say to the elephant? Nothing, peanuts can’t talk!
22. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
23. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
24. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
25. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
26. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
27. Why was the peanut afraid to cross the road? It was afraid of being shelled.
28. What did the peanut say to the walnut? You’re a little nutty!
29. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
30. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
31. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
32. What did the peanut say to the elephant? Nothing, peanuts can’t talk!
33. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
34. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
35. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
36. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
37. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
38. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
39. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
40. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
41. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
42. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
43. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
44. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
45. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
46. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
47. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
48. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
49. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
50. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
51. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
52. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
53. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
54. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
55. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
56. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
57. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
58. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
59. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
60. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
61. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
62. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
63. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
64. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
65. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
66. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
67. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
68. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
69. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
70. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
71. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
72. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
73. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
74. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
75. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
76. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
77. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
78. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
79. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
80. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
81. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
82. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
83. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
84. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
85. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
86. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
87. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
88. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
89. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
90. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
91. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
92. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
93. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
94. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
95. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
96. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
97. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
98. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
99. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
100. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
101. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
102. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
103. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
104. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
105. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
106. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
107. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
108. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
109. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
110. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
111. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
112. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
113. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
114. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
115. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
116. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
117. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
118. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
119. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
120. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
121. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
122. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
123. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
124. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
125. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
126. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
127. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
128. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
129. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
130. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
131. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
132. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
133. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
134. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
135. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
136. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
137. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
138. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
139. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
140. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
141. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.
142. What did the peanut say when it got stepped on? Ouch! That’s nuts!
143. Why did the peanut go to the party? It wanted to be the “life of the party.”
144. What did the peanut say to the pistachio? Cashew later!
145. Why was the peanut sad? It was feeling a little nutty.
146. What did the peanut say to the almond? You’re nuts!
147. Why did the peanut sit on the computer? It wanted to be a “web” designer.
148. What’s a peanut’s favorite sport? Nutball!
149. What do you call a peanut with a black eye? A bruised nut.
150. Why did the peanut go to school? It wanted to be a little nuttier.