150+ Best Funny Cat Puns

Welcome to the purrfect world of cat puns! Get ready to paws for laughter as we whisker you away on a feline-filled journey. From meow-velous wordplay to fur-nomenal jokes, these puns are guaranteed to make you smile. So, let’s unleash the claws and dive into the fun!

Now, onto those puns:

1. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowtain!
2. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
3. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
4. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple!
5. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
6. How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up!
7. What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school? Hisstory!
8. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
9. What do you call a cat who can craft? A knit-wit!
10. Why was the cat sitting on the dairy aisle? It wanted to find the purr-fect cream!
11. What did the cat say when it was confused? “I’m purr-plexed!”
12. How does a cat make friends? It’s very purr-sonable!
13. Why did the cat go to school? To get a pawsitive education!
14. What’s a cat’s favorite TV show? The Price is Mice!
15. What do you call a cat magician? A purr-former!
16. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
17. What did the cat say when it was late? “I’m fur-tunately late!”
18. How do cats stay healthy? They exercise with their paws and whisker-watch their diet!
19. Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs!
20. What’s a cat’s favorite game to play on the computer? Mouse trap!
21. Why did the cat wear a fancy hat? It was feline fine!
22. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? A mice cream cone!
23. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
24. What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer? A glamourpuss!
25. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
26. What’s a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mewsic!
27. What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purrrple!
28. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
29. What do you call a cat who loves bowling? An alley cat!
30. What’s a cat’s favorite cereal? Mice Krispies!
31. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
32. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
33. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
34. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
35. What do you call a cat who plays video games? A gamer-purr!
36. What’s a cat’s favorite type of music? Meow-sic!
37. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
38. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
39. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
40. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
41. What do you call a cat who plays guitar? A strumming tabby!
42. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
43. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
44. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
45. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
46. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
47. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
48. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
49. What do you call a cat who can draw? Paw-casso!
50. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
51. What’s a cat’s favorite thing to drink? Mice tea!
52. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
53. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
54. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
55. What do you call a cat who’s a famous dancer? Purr-ette!
56. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
57. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
58. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
59. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
60. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
61. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
62. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
63. What do you call a cat who’s a famous painter? Leonar-meow da Vinci!
64. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
65. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
66. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
67. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
68. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
69. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
70. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
71. What do you call a cat who’s a famous actor? Clawed DeNiro!
72. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
73. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
74. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
75. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
76. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
77. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
78. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
79. What do you call a cat who’s a famous singer? Katy Purry!
80. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
81. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
82. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
83. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
84. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
85. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
86. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
87. What do you call a cat who’s a famous magician? Houdini-cat!
88. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
89. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
90. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
91. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
92. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
93. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
94. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
95. What do you call a cat who’s a famous chef? Whisker Ramsey!
96. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
97. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
98. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
99. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
100. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
101. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
102. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
103. What do you call a cat who’s a famous writer? William Shakes-purr!
104. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
105. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
106. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
107. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
108. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
109. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
110. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
111. What do you call a cat who’s a famous comedian? Purr-y Seinfeld!
112. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
113. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
114. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
115. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
116. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
117. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
118. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
119. What do you call a cat who’s a famous artist? Meow-casso!
120. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
121. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
122. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
123. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
124. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
125. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
126. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
127. What do you call a cat who’s a famous actor? Meowrgan Freeman!
128. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
129. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
130. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
131. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
132. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
133. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
134. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
135. What do you call a cat who’s a famous singer? Purr-iah Carey!
136. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
137. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
138. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
139. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
140. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
141. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
142. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!
143. What do you call a cat who’s a famous dancer? Purr-ette!
144. Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
145. What’s a cat’s favorite book? The Great Catsby!
146. What’s a cat’s favorite sport? Hairball!
147. Why did the cat sit on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse!
148. How does a cat end a letter? With a purr-sonal touch!
149. What’s a cat’s favorite dessert? Mice cream!
150. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? She wanted to be a first-aid kitty!

That’s the end of our list! Hope these brought a smile to your face!