“Welcome, anglers and jokesters alike, to our deep-sea dive into the world of fishing puns and jokes! Whether you’re casting lines or just hooked on humor, join us as we reel in 150 of the best wordplay and wit from the vast ocean of fishing fun.”
Now for the puns and jokes! Here we go:
- Why don’t fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
- Did you hear about the fishing trip with the comedian? It was off the hook!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
- Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
- How do fish always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales!
- What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a gym sock? A hook, line, and stinker!
- Why did the fish get bad grades? Because it was below sea level!
- Why did the fisherman put peanut butter on his fishing hook? To catch jellyfish!
- What’s a fish’s favorite TV show? “Tuna Half Men”!
- Why are fish so smart? Because they’re always in schools!
- How do fish communicate underwater? With shell phones!
- What do you call a fish magician? An illusion tuna!
- Why did the fisherman sit on the dock? Because he wanted to catch crabs!
- Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
- How do fish stay in shape? They do a lot of fin-ercise!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam!
- Why did the fisherman go to art school? To learn how to draw lines!
- What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? SoFISHticated!
- Why was the fisherman so good at baseball? Because he had a great catch!
- What do you get when you cross a fishing lure with a camera? A selfie fish!
- Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because they have their own scales!
- What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with a flower? A tackle bloom!
- Why did the fisherman bring a ladder? Because he heard the fish were up a tree!
- What’s a fish’s favorite song? “Salmon Chanted Evening”!
- Why don’t fish like computers? Because they’re afraid of the net!
- How does a fish end a conversation? It just waves!
- Why was the fisherman so humble? Because he didn’t want to be too shellfish!
- What do you call a fish with a degree? A grad bass!
- Why don’t fish play cards? Because they’re afraid of the river!
- How do fish keep track of their finances? They use a fishtank!
- What do you call a fish with no eyes and no tail? Fsh!
- Why did the fisherman bring a pencil? In case he caught a sketchy fish!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
- Why was the fisherman such a great musician? Because he had perfect pitch!
- What do you call a fish who wears a crown? Kingfish!
- Why don’t fish like tennis? Because they’re afraid of the net!
- How do fish go into business? They start on a small scale!
- Why did the fisherman go to school? To learn the reel story!
- What did the fisherman say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!
- How do fish get to school? By octobus!
- Why don’t fish ever get lost? Because they always know their plaice!
- What did the fish say to the fisherman? “You’re krilling me!”
- Why did the fisherman bring a hammer? Because he heard he needed to nail the bait!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
- How do fish stay organized? They keep everything in schools!
- Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
- What do you call a fish who loves chips? A potato cod!
- How do fish end arguments? They just scale back!
- Why did the fisherman bring a broom? To sweep the competition!
- What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? “Dam!”
- Why don’t fish like playing piano? Because you can’t tuna fish!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
- Why don’t fish play basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
- What’s a fish’s favorite instrument? The bass guitar!
- Why did the fisherman bring a net to the bar? In case he caught a few drinks!
- How do fish stay in touch? They send each other e-mails!
- Why was the fisherman so good at volleyball? Because he had a great net!
- What did the fish say when it posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
- Why did the fisherman become an artist? Because he wanted to paint the town red!
- How do fish keep in touch with friends? They drop them a line!
- Why did the fisherman bring a ruler? To measure up to the competition!
- What’s a fish’s favorite kind of music? Something with a good bassline!
- Why did the fisherman become a baker? Because he wanted to make a lot of dough!
- How do fish keep up with the news? They read the fishpaper!
- Why don’t fish like going to doctors? Because they’re afraid of getting hooked!
- What do you call a fish that needs help with its homework? A guppy!
- Why was the fisherman so good at math? Because he knew how to count on his fingers!
- What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!
- Why did the fisherman bring a map? In case he got lost at sea!
- How do fish know how much they weigh? They use their scales!
- What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? “Dam!”
- Why don’t fish like sports cars? Because they’re afraid of getting finned!
- What’s a fish’s favorite game show? Name That Tuna!
- Why did the fisherman bring a pencil to the fishing trip? In case he needed to draw some conclusions!
- How do fish keep track of time? They use a shell-endar!
- What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!
- Why don’t fish like playing hide and seek? Because they’re always afraid of being caught!
- How do fish communicate underwater? With shell phones!
- Why was the fisherman always so calm? Because he knew how to keep his cool under pressure!
- What do you call a fish who acts in movies? A starfish!
- Why did the fisherman bring a map to the fishing trip? In case he got lost at sea!
- How do fish always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales!
- What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with a flower? A tackle bloom!
- Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
- How do fish go into business? They start on a small scale!
- Why don’t fish ever get lost? Because they always know their plaice!
- What’s a fish’s favorite type of music? Something with a good bassline!
- Why did the fisherman bring a hammer? Because he heard he needed to nail the bait!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
- How do fish stay organized? They keep everything in schools!
- Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
- What do you call a fish who loves chips? A potato cod!
- How do fish end arguments? They just scale back!
- Why did the fisherman bring a broom? To sweep the competition!
- What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? “Dam!”
- How do fish stay in touch? They send each other e-males!
- Why was the fisherman so good at volleyball? Because he had a great net!
- What did the fish say when it posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
- Why did the fisherman become an artist? Because he wanted to paint the town red!
- How do fish keep in touch with friends? They drop them a line!
- Why did the fisherman bring a ruler? To measure up to the competition!
- What’s a fish’s favorite kind of music? Something with a good bassline!
- Why did the fisherman become a baker? Because he wanted to make a lot of dough!
- How do fish keep up with the news? They read the fishpaper!
- Why don’t fish like going to doctors? Because they’re afraid of getting hooked!
- What do you call a fish that needs help with its homework? A guppy!
- Why was the fisherman so good at math? Because he knew how to count on his fingers!
- What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!
- Why did the fisherman bring a pencil to the fishing trip? In case he needed to draw some conclusions!
- How do fish keep track of time? They use a shell-endar!
- What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!
- Why don’t fish like playing hide and seek? Because they’re always afraid of being caught!
- How do fish communicate underwater? With shell phones!
- Why was the fisherman always so calm? Because he knew how to keep his cool under pressure!
- What do you call a fish who acts in movies? A starfish!
- Why did the fisherman bring a map to the fishing trip? In case he got lost at sea!
- How do fish always know how much they weigh? They have their own scales!
- What do you get when you cross a fishing rod with a flower? A tackle bloom!
- Why did the fish blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
- How do fish go into business? They start on a small scale!
- Why don’t fish ever get lost? Because they always know their plaice!
- What’s a fish’s favorite type of music? Something with a good bassline!
- Why did the fisherman bring a hammer? Because he heard he needed to nail the bait!
- What did the fish say when it hit the wall? “Dam!”
- How do fish stay organized? They keep everything in schools!
- Why don’t fish like basketball? Because they’re afraid of the net!
- What do you call a fish who loves chips? A potato cod!
- How do fish end arguments? They just scale back!
- Why did the fisherman bring a broom? To sweep the competition!
- What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? “Dam!”
- How do fish stay in touch? They send each other e-males!
- Why was the fisherman so good at volleyball? Because he had a great net!
- What did the fish say when it posted bail? “I’m off the hook!”
- Why did the fisherman become an artist? Because he wanted to paint the town red!
- How do fish keep in touch with friends? They drop them a line!
- Why did the fisherman bring a ruler? To measure up to the competition!
- What’s a fish’s favorite kind of music? Something with a good bassline!
- Why did the fisherman become a baker? Because he wanted to make a lot of dough!
- How do fish keep up with the news? They read the fishpaper!
- Why don’t fish like going to doctors? Because they’re afraid of getting hooked!
- What do you call a fish that needs help with its homework? A guppy!
- Why was the fisherman so good at math? Because he knew how to count on his fingers!
- What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!
- Why did the fisherman bring a pencil to the fishing trip? In case he needed to draw some conclusions!
- How do fish keep track of time? They use a shell-endar!
- What’s a fish’s favorite movie? The Codfather!
- Why don’t fish like playing hide and seek? Because they’re always afraid of being caught!
- How do fish communicate underwater? With shell phones!
- Why was the fisherman always so calm? Because he knew how to keep his cool under pressure!
- What do you call a fish who acts in movies? A starfish!
