Welcome to the whimsical world of elf puns and jokes! Elves are known for their mischievous nature and magical charm, making them perfect subjects for a bit of lighthearted humor. So grab a mug of hot cocoa and prepare to be entertained with 150 pun-tastic elf jokes!
Now, let the pun begin!
- What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! - Why did the elf go to school?
To learn his ABC-elfs! - How do elves clean their ears?
They use Elfcleaners! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
Because he wanted to sleep like a log! - What did one elf say to the other when they heard a joke?
“That sleighs me!” - How do elves greet each other?
With “Ello!” - What’s an elf’s favorite kind of music?
Wrap music! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he wanted to make elf-abet cookies! - What did the elf say to Santa when he heard he was going on a diet?
“Don’t worry, I’ll still love you, Krisp Cringle!” - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf go to therapy?
He had elf-esteem issues! - What do you get when you cross an elf with a snowman?
Frostbite! - How does an elf greet the sea?
With an elfwave! - Why did the elf wear socks to bed?
Because he didn’t want to catch elfeet! - What do you call an elf who runs away from Santa’s Workshop?
A rebel without a Claus! - Why did the elf bring a ladder to the bar?
Because he heard the drinks were on the house! - How do elves measure their height?
In elft! - What’s an elf’s favorite candy?
Jingle Bell Peppers! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes?
A cookie crooner! - What’s an elf’s favorite sport?
North Pole Vaulting! - Why was the elf so good at making toys?
Because he had a sleigh of hand! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - How do elves stay in shape?
They do a lot of jingle bell rock climbing! - What do you get if you cross an elf and a duck?
A Christmas Quacker! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf go to school?
To improve his elf-esteem! - What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He wanted to make elfin bread! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To improve his elf-esteem! - What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
A wisecracker! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra! - What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes?
A pun-dit! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
He kneaded the dough! - What do you call an elf who sings and bakes cookies?
A crooner cutter! - What do you call an elf who tells jokes on Halloween?
A goblin! - Why did the elf put his bed in the fireplace?
He wanted to sleep like a log! - What’s an elf’s favorite type of math?
Elffinometry! - Why did the elf apply for a job at the bakery?
Because he kneaded the dough! - What’s an elf’s favorite part of a computer?
The mouse! - Why did the elf go to school?
To get a little elf-education! - What do you call an elf who loves to tell jokes?
A wisecracker! - What’s an elf’s favorite subject in school?
Elf-gebra!
